Yo Mama Jokes

Hiya

This is a quite funny post, and it is here cuz' a student asked me about jokes in English. I told him that some jokes are really clever and you laught your head off when you read/listen them, and some are similar to the ones we have in Brazil.

I decided to introduce you to the "YO MOMMA JOKES" ("A SUA MÃE..."), which are easy to understand and make us laugh a lot. The list below is a miscellaneous of those jokes...

Yo mama so fat she got Baptised at Sea World.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.

Your mama so ugly she makes Onions cry.

Yo moma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.

Yo mommas so dirty, she turned the local swimming baths into the dead sea.

Yo momma's so scary, she frightens the cockroaches away.

Your momma so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

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See ya